Lazy Jane's Cafe and Bakery

Romantic & life shattering. It was like taking a step back in time. Adorable cottage backdrop admist a wide range of delectable breakfast selections. I had a London Fog Tea with a vegetarian grilled cheese special that came with chips & a salad, complimentary of the chefs. Yes, the food hit the spot & the atmosphere was delightfully charming, but as I was taking in all senses, I was suddenly hit by a 6th. It's not the first time my psychic senses have been activated, but it was my first time having this experience betwixt the throes of a meal. The taste of the food, the original hardwood floors, the cheery kitchen staff - it all triggered a vast array of past life memories to flood my mind. I shook so wildly I unintentionally tossed my drink over the side of the loft in which I was sitting. Patrons who witnessed this moment claimed I was running through multiple languages in a span of seconds as I cried out in pain remembering the stories of lives I'd left behind. Flashes of heartbreaking visions blinded my mind. Charise, the time I was a young girl who passed in the arms of my lover after he had unintentionally shot me in a saloon in the wild west. Garder, the life I lived as a fearless womanizing Sailor in the harbors of old England. "Chet-pa", one of my most tragic lives as an ancient oracle who was endlessly mocked for his nose size in a time before humans were ever concerned with what year it was. All of this, rushing through my veins & interrupting my nervous system on every level. I screamed with the pain of a mother losing 1,000 children. I laughed with the heart of a clown entertaining a million person crowd. I spewed bodily fluids with the power of two colliding locomotives with an endless turbo drive powered by the space time continuum itself. A full body orgasm; the ultimate heartbreak. How many lives? I could never estimate, but I felt & knew it all here...at Lazy Jane's Cafe. 5 STARS.

Food was fine but not worth the terrible service. When ordering, staff responded to questions with attitude and blamed us for cold coffee. When requesting they warmed it up for us they shoved it in the microwave and excused it as being left out when in fact our party had still been ordering when it had been handed to us. Additionally, I dont particularly find it enjoyable to have to run around looking for seating just to have someone constantly yelling names while you try to eat your breakfast. There are better places worth your time!

The most adorable and cozy atmosphere for breakfast or brunch! It definitely gets busy, but it’s worth it (or go early and beat the line!). The upstairs was the perfect spot to catch up with the family over our coffees (from a local roaster), super tasty fresh baked scones, and great breakfast classic plates. They have some nice veg/vegan/GF options also!